We need to stop Lex Gill from:
- Wasting fabric cutting up red squares
- Spending time away from her office to deal with petty arguments
- Giving supportive hugs (because they're invasive)
- Being a good president (so that we can impeach her)
- Eating fruit (because that's an arbitrary thing we should want her to stop doing)
Also...
Some guy made a petition about other stuff that doesn't make sense. Check out Lex Gill's reply to that here.