We need to stop Lex Gill from:

• Wasting fabric cutting up red squares
• Spending time away from her office to deal with petty arguments
• Giving supportive hugs (because they're invasive)
• Being a good president (so that we can impeach her)
• Eating fruit (because that's an arbitrary thing we should want her to stop doing)

Also...

Some guy made a petition about other stuff that doesn't make sense. Check out Lex Gill's reply to that here.